That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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