No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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