I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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