ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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