That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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