I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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