singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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