That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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