I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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