Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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