Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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