of course. lets lasso hookers.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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