You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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