He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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