would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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