At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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