erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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