so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
i think i just lost a toe
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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