i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Dear god my vagina.
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