It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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