i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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