Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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