Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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