I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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