I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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