My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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