im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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