Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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