he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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