TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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