he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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