Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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