My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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