Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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