I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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