Your tits are I can't wait for
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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