found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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