you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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