she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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