I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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