is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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