Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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