I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Randomize
