if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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