nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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