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i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.

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I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.

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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much

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(518): View more from New York

wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision

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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.

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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.

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(515): View more from Iowa

The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.

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(214): View more from Texas

I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat

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He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.

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