I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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