i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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