i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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