I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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