Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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