I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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