i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Come on in and take your pants off
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