I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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