I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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